My Favorite Bumper Stickers

Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.	U.S. Marines Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.	U.S. Air Force Travel Agents To Allah
Stop Global Whining	When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine	The Marine Corps When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight
Marine Sniper You can run, but you'll just die tired!	What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil. Hooah!	Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775
Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon	It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting	Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl
Hang-up And Drive!	My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student	It Takes (Lead) BALLS to Shoot Muzzle Loaders
Boys who grow up Hunting and Fishing don't grow up to rape and murder old ladies* * those few bad apples who do at least know how to field dress and skin them
Nuclear Energy Is Safer Than Ted Kennedy's Car!!	People for Eating Tasty Animals	Pro-choice? Pro-PETA? Try a fetal-skin coat!
Guns Don't Kill People Postal Workers Do!	Men are not pigs. Pigs are sensitive, caring intelligent creatures	BACK OFF! I'm a disgruntled Postal Worker!
Hookt on Fonix rilly wurkt fer Mee!	Dyslexic's of the world UNTIE!	I'm Pro-Choice...I Choose To Hunt, Trap, Fish Eat Meat, and Wear Fur!
It's Not That Life's Too Short It's That Death Is So Long!	No Suckin' Butts!	Clinton Doesn't Inhale He Sucks!
Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man!	Your KID is an Honor Roll student You're a Moron!	I Love My Country But I Fear My Government!
A Man WITH A Gun Is A Citizen A Man WITHOUT A Gun Is A Subject	Fear The Government That Fears Your Gun	Is Your Church BATF Approved?
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" - Adolph Hitler, 1935		Corruptissima Republicae plurimae leges
I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS I Eat Them And Wear Their Skins.	I DIDN'T CLAW MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO EAT VEGETABLES!	Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes!
I Wasn't Paranoid Until THEY Started Conspiring Against Me!	Only in America: Where honesty, integrity, and character won't get you elected!	You Are What You Eat. I'm Fast, Cheap, and Easy!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.	Blaming Guns For Columbine Is Like Blaming Spoons For Rosie O'Donnell Being Fat!!
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money." - Margaret Thatcher	You Think Healthcare Is Expensive Now? Just Wait Till It's FREE!	Look Out Taxpayers Obama Thinks You're Rich
"There were 1.5 million people at the inauguration and only 14 missed work."	BARACK OBAMA is loud and makes you feel good, but it's only hot air! Much like a Fart!	ANNOY A LIBERAL Use Facts and Logic
Alchohol, Tobacco, & Firearms Should be a convenience store Not a government agency	So, how's that "hope" and "change" working out for you?	Keep the change.... I'll Keep My Freedom My Guns, & My Money!
DANGER You are entering a NO OBAMA zone. Mention his name and I'll drop you where you stand!	The world is a dangerous place to live. Not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
Does This ASS Make My Car Look Big?	99% of Democrats give the rest a bad name.	Obama The Man The Myth The Legend